I have an excuse, which is that I was having computer problems last night. My $%(ing laptop, sole source of all my income, wouldn't charge.
(This is after spending way to much on a power cable for it a couple months ago AND getting it a pricey"check-up" at Office Depot.)
Time to bring it back to PC Doctor, that rather disreputable-looking little place under a brothel on Aurora Way with the nerdy tech who talks endlessly.
Pug Alarm Clock
In other scintillating news, here's how my morning has gone so far:
6:20 a.m. - Dog starts caterwauling in his crate because he wants to get out / have breakfast / come on our bed.
6:30 - I give up on the hope that he'll stop the racket. I get up, give him breakfast, and put him on the bed.
6:33 - The dog commences to groom himself vociferously, with much smacking of lips.
6:40- Dog stops grooming himself and walks over me to the side of the bed, where he lies down in the six inches of space between me and the edge. He will fall off if I make the slightest movement. I pick up up and put him back in the middle of the bed.
6:45 - Repeat.
6:50 - I have momentarily dropped off to sleep when dog starts licking his lips loudly. Then he rolls around enthusiastically on his back.
6:57 - After dog at last quiets down, I make heroic effort to go back to sleep. Try not to dwell on the million things I have to do and the fact that I really should have gotten up at 6:20 when he woke me up in the first place.
7:00 - Drop off to sleep.
7:01 - Dog starts snoring loudly.
7:05 - Dog is still snoring.
7:09 - Dog is still snoring.
7:10 - Get up.
So there you have it. A morning in the life of a spoiled pug owner.
P.S. I recently watched On the Waterfront for the first time in my life. Whoa - what a great movie! If only I could come up with a plot like that. You know how, with some older movies, you immediately feel their age when you start watching them? Not so with this one. The story and the characters instantly grip you. I didn't even notice it was in black and white until close to the end.
Yours truly,
Rebecca "Two Thumbs Up" Agiewich
